How to straighten plastic tubing?

Comrades, 

We all know that no one fucking likes a bent beer bong. It's annoying and inconvenient and sometimes doesn't give you the 'even skull' you require to get pissed. 

Luckily, we have three proven ways to help you: 

1. The heat dryer:

This is the simplest method cause fuck wasting your time. We recommend trying this one first!

1. Grab ya tube

2. Throw it in the dryer for 10 minutes

3. Check to see if its unkinked depending on your dryer

4. Put it in another 10 minutes if not satisfied

5. Pull it out and slam down a can of VB (after you let it cool down and its rinsed with water of course). 

See below as proof:

2. Boil it. 

Fill a heavy-duty pot with water and place it on a stove burner. Immerse the coiled tubing into the water. Turn the burner on high to allow the water to boil.

Boil the tubing in the water for five to 10 minutes. The heat will soften the tubing, allowing you to reshape it into a long, straight line.

Spread out a line of towels on your table or counter top. Make the line of towels as long as your tubing. Overlap the ends of the towels a bit to create a continuous line.

Use the tongs to remove the tubing from the boiling water. Lay the tubing onto the line of towels and spread it out to its full length. Roll the tubing up in the towel to keep it straight while the line cools.

Things Needed

  • Pot
  • Stove
  • Tongs
  • Towels

3. Leave it in the sun

This method does work if you're in no rush to use your beer bong. Literally leave the tubing on a surface such as concrete or asphalt in a hot summer day for the entire day and once hot, straighten it out with pliers and stretch it. This should work. If it doesn't, the day isn't hot enough and you are retarded.